When the words don’t match the visual

Sign me up I want the gentle ride!

Stop ruining my good time.

I don’t need to hear about you hanging out with strippers. Douchebag.

Holding a couch on top of a sedan

I apologize for not having a photo of this. I couldn’t get the camera app up in time.

I just saw a car drive by, at a pretty good clip, with a couch on top, sideways like a wing. No cords. No bungees. Nothing holding it down save the one hand from inside the passenger side and on hand from the drivers side. Holding onto the dust ruffle thing.

Yes, it is apparent that you not only dont care about your own property but also have a significant lack of respect and thought process around anyone elses safety or personal property.

Earbuds in public bathrooms

Continuing a conversation from your office into the bathroom on Bluetooth? Exec please? Nothing is that important.

So I started talking loudly.

“this bathroom is really quite pleasant.”

“wow this shit is really satisfying!”

Fah-q bathroom conversation holders!

If you need to be thia specific with your order you should stay

If your kid likes exactly one tsp of cream cheese on his bagel, don’t hold up the whole line – do it at home yourself. And stop examining every scoop as the guy brings it up! It’s not diamond rough it’s a spread.

Too much work makes the stupid people seem far away

Sorry or the lapse. I have been so focussed on work that I have had limited stupid people interactions.

But for good measure: a clerk at the liquor store had to consult the register for the answer to this puzzler:

Total = 15.89
payment = 20.00

Change= well this was the problem.

Waterfront bar update

Be just sneezed without covering his mouth. Yes, yes I am a publiphobe. Going to my room now.

Waterfront bar

Just met a nice couple in the hotel bar. Maybe I am not a publiphobe..

Pumacity

I spent the day down at PUMAcity yesterday.

[proh-nounced :: poo-mass-ity = the quality of having pumas | ex. When i strut my shit I show my pumacity.]

[proh-nounced :: poom-ass-ity = god damn there are some good looking people who hang around temporary structures on Fan Pier | ex. I was at pumacity all day yesterday and it lived up to its second syllable.]

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