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Earbuds in public bathrooms

Posted by stckmnn on July 15, 2009

Continuing a conversation from your office into the bathroom on Bluetooth? Exec please? Nothing is that important.

So I started talking loudly.

“this bathroom is really quite pleasant.”

“wow this shit is really satisfying!”

Fah-q bathroom conversation holders!

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two days, two bathrooms

Posted by stckmnn on March 31, 2009

I can’t believe I would have two bathroom stories in as many days but in my office building I went to urinate and one of two things had happened in this urinal.

1. Somebody trimmed their man-bush right there – or-

2. Chemo kicked in for some poor soul and all his pubes fell out into the porcelain.

With the likelihood of the later being slim, the former is the result. Read the rest of this entry »

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Bathroom rules

Posted by stckmnn on March 30, 2009

ummmm…. walked into a public bathroom, dude was standing at the urinal taking a piss.

with his pants around his ankles. could we have some respect. I don’t need to see your ass.

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