Stop ruining my good time.

I don’t need to hear about you hanging out with strippers. Douchebag.

Holding a couch on top of a sedan

I apologize for not having a photo of this. I couldn’t get the camera app up in time.

I just saw a car drive by, at a pretty good clip, with a couch on top, sideways like a wing. No cords. No bungees. Nothing holding it down save the one hand from inside the passenger side and on hand from the drivers side. Holding onto the dust ruffle thing.

Yes, it is apparent that you not only dont care about your own property but also have a significant lack of respect and thought process around anyone elses safety or personal property.

Earbuds in public bathrooms

Continuing a conversation from your office into the bathroom on Bluetooth? Exec please? Nothing is that important.

So I started talking loudly.

“this bathroom is really quite pleasant.”

“wow this shit is really satisfying!”

Fah-q bathroom conversation holders!