publiphobe

When the words don’t match the visual

stckmnn — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:16:10 +0000

Sign me up I want the gentle ride!

Stop ruining my good time.

stckmnn — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:43:59 +0000

I don’t need to hear about you hanging out with strippers. Douchebag.

Holding a couch on top of a sedan

stckmnn — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:32:13 +0000

I apologize for not having a photo of this. I couldn’t get the camera app up in time.

I just saw a car drive by, at a pretty good clip, with a couch on top, sideways like a wing. No cords. No bungees. Nothing holding it down save the one hand from inside the passenger side and on hand from the drivers side. Holding onto the dust ruffle thing.

Yes, it is apparent that you not only dont care about your own property but also have a significant lack of respect and thought process around anyone elses safety or personal property.

Earbuds in public bathrooms

stckmnn — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:19:16 +0000

Continuing a conversation from your office into the bathroom on Bluetooth? Exec please? Nothing is that important.

So I started talking loudly.

“this bathroom is really quite pleasant.”

“wow this shit is really satisfying!”

Fah-q bathroom conversation holders!

If you need to be thia specific with your order you should stay

stckmnn — Sat, 30 May 2009 13:11:52 +0000

If your kid likes exactly one tsp of cream cheese on his bagel, don’t hold up the whole line – do it at home yourself. And stop examining every scoop as the guy brings it up! It’s not diamond rough it’s a spread.

Too much work makes the stupid people seem far away

stckmnn — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:08:39 +0000

Sorry or the lapse. I have been so focussed on work that I have had limited stupid people interactions.

But for good measure: a clerk at the liquor store had to consult the register for the answer to this puzzler:

Total = 15.89
payment = 20.00

Change= well this was the problem.

Waterfront bar update

stckmnn — Sat, 09 May 2009 21:31:02 +0000

Be just sneezed without covering his mouth. Yes, yes I am a publiphobe. Going to my room now.

Waterfront bar

stckmnn — Sat, 09 May 2009 21:29:28 +0000

Just met a nice couple in the hotel bar. Maybe I am not a publiphobe..

Pumacity

stckmnn — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:47:22 +0000

I spent the day down at PUMAcity yesterday.

[proh-nounced :: poo-mass-ity = the quality of having pumas | ex. When i strut my shit I show my pumacity.]

[proh-nounced :: poom-ass-ity = god damn there are some good looking people who hang around temporary structures on Fan Pier | ex. I was at pumacity all day yesterday and it lived up to its second syllable.]

Aside from sun, booze, PUMAcity and a small group of cool people I found the general public to be, well, disgusting. Sailing is a sport I will never be able to do since I boot whenever I get into open water. So I am not able to partake in the activity. That said I admire the sport, it is a skill. Aside from tearing ass down a road on a hog I lack the ability to traverse this world on my own. If I could sail, I would have a skill that would take me to a place away from all these fucking people. I digress.

You sail, I don’t, so what. The difference? I can learn to sail, you are still gonna be an asshole. Take your boat shoes and loosely tied sweater hanging around your neck and shove them.

They had an event allowing bikes to get a free tune up, so I brought the bike down (bicycle, not hog). I was talking with some peeps and had my rear tire in the air as I leaned on the front brake. People were walking behind me and essentially under my tire. So I went to put the tire down and nearly took off some dudes head. Yeah, my bad, should have anticipated that someone would need to walk 6 inches from my raised bike tire. Seems mine was the only space people could get from A to B thorough.

Hey! Look! there’s a ladder with paint buckets balancing on single rungs! lets go walk underneath to and brush our clothes against the rails!

PUBLIPHOBE is now on twitter

stckmnn — Sun, 03 May 2009 14:24:02 +0000

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